"Here's some good news. If you buy your Xmas tree from us, we can give you a receipt from the Office Supply company. Then you could probably claim the cost back on expenses.
This year we have recategorised the Nordic Pine as "Miscellaneous faxing services, November", so don't be upset if this item appears on your receipt, rather than "Xmas Tree".
Don't worry, you will still receive a tree.
0208 404 2357"
What would you recategorise the Nordic Pine as? I'm tending towards tenner extraction device...