My tweets

Fri, 13:58: RT @hblodget: One big problem with Apple's "health" app. It apparently thinks riding elevator is same as taking stairs http://t.co/y595J2Nr…
Fri, 14:00: RT @thurrott: "Microsoft will offer free Windows 10 upgrades to pirates worldwide (Updated)" The update: MS will NOT offer free Win10 upgra…
Fri, 14:00: RT @jenstirrup: @SQLRockstar by 2017, majority of business users & analysts will have access to self-service tools to prep #data for analys…
Fri, 14:02: RT @msdevUK: DevOps defined perfectly. (via @endersmat) #devhumor http://t.co/0DyxvLJXDm
Fri, 15:00: You know, if #Skype told me what the star ratings mean BEFORE I clicked them I might give a more accurate response...
Fri, 15:43: RT @PhilJamesson: HACKER 1: Hey let's steal some identities on the internet HACKER 2: Wait, we need to put trenchcoats on first HACKER 1: O…
Fri, 15:47: RT @DotNet: The state of .NET Open Source on GitHub. Thanks for all of the contributions! Note: missing some @aspnet data. http://t.co/Rhmo…
Fri, 15:48: RT @jacobrossi: If you have other ideas for features we should ship via internal JS polyfills, let me hear it! http://t.co/hn1r2tY3VB /cc …
Fri, 15:53: Microsoft using JavaScript to build even a tiny part of the browser is quite the departure ;) http://t.co/7bXkl8EApM
Fri, 16:04: Your next operating system: Your datacenter http://t.co/jvIXinbFya #zdnet

Fri, 16:13: Reactions to the leaked Google FTC report seem to show a lot of confirmation bias on whether you find it expected or bad behaviour
Fri, 16:19: RT @hughhancock: @benwerd Also, increasingly, security from non-free services suddenly being shut down, I think. I know that comes into my …
Fri, 16:26: RT @jsoltero: @marypcbuk @teroalhonen @tomwarren Amazon AWS outage this morning. Service recovering. Status page coming soon. Our apologies.
Fri, 16:31: One of these bios seems more useful than the other http://t.co/J1IEyNnhYF
Fri, 16:31: RT @dotMorten: @davesmits @timheuer that's what's so great about the WPF announcement. I can start using 4.6 features without waiting for o…
Fri, 16:44: RT @h0x0d: "we recently introduced printing support to Windows Mobile via a new driverless protocol for Windows 10" https://t.co/vQ3hFAxdbf
Fri, 16:46: Using the power button to sign in with? That's *really dumb* Microsoft; far too easy to hit it wrong and turn off instead. Duh.
Fri, 16:47: As @sbisson notes, the new Clangers seem to have the #HoloLens already ;) http://t.co/2wgrjZKq1Q
Fri, 16:50: Pressing power AND Windows button at once to log on. Because people miss the Vulcan deathgrip Ctrl Alt Del nonsense? Needs two hands=fail
Fri, 16:51: Is Microsoft trying to make logging on without biometrics such an awful experience we all buy new hardware or something?

Fri, 17:13: Wow Tweetium crashes a lot for me. At least once a day. In the middle of replying to @brandonlive is the funniest
Fri, 18:00: Want to post a uservoice on the awful 2 button logon prompt in 10041 but uservoice Facebook signin is broken for me ;( @GabeAul
Fri, 18:03: RT @reckel: .@KristinLauter of @MSFTResearch has a #crypto challenge: keeping genetic secrets safe in the cloud via @allisondlinn http://t.…
Fri, 18:09: Hugo Barra explains the Xiami Windows 10 boot rom deal https://t.co/gJlJpyWsM6
Fri, 18:24: If you don't like the 'press two buttons to logon' thing in build 10441, a user voice https://t.co/VeRoVoL1Nz
Fri, 19:05: RT @maureenjohnson: Be the spine you want to see in the world.
Fri, 19:06: RT @FOSSpatents: Most claims (all but claims 1 and 8) of that Oracle Java patent may actually be affirmed based on a corrected claim constr…
Fri, 19:08: RT @DrPizza: The Windows 10 two button sign on is odd, as Windows 10 will make the hardware Start button optional.
Fri, 20:37: Starting to see Person of Interest as a battle of viewpoints encoded as genres; batman versus disillusioned cold war British spies
Fri, 20:39: Is there an appropriate animated GIF to use for expressing a viewpoint on the house judiciary using animated GIFs?

Fri, 20:43: RT @colinmasson: You can now stream your @MicrosoftBand sensors to the web for remote monitoring http://t.co/jo7ULhqOGl via @WindowsCentral…
Fri, 20:44: RT @edyong209: The addendum to Bilton's piece is... extensive. (Really should be signposted at the top, though.) http://t.co/HmpFEVL3EX
Fri, 20:46: RT @StartupLJackson: "We are so freaking mad the NSA is constantly surveilling us!" "Meerkat is amazing! Check out my living room!"
Fri, 20:47: RT @stroughtonsmith: Needless to say, a transparent Start Menu is a *terrible* idea http://t.co/dmLBmL8hxi
Fri, 20:53: I hate the phrase "dirty little secret"; it's lazy. It says 'I'm not going to explain, I'm going to use innuendo'
Fri, 20:55: RT @On_MS_Products: Management improvements to Office cloud suite, Office 365 ProPlus http://t.co/5H93g2Tj0b
Fri, 20:58: RT @josefajardo: Win10 Wifi Direct : your computer and anything on it as a service http://t.co/DhALhJdcOb
Fri, 21:00: If Microsoft wanted to have more input into the stories coming out of WinHEC, maybe it should have taken press to WinHEC
Fri, 21:32: How did they know the horse had no name? They asked the horse it if had a name and it said "neigh"
Fri, 21:38: RT @crossslide: @marypcbuk i am grateful to the h. j. c. for doing their part to help kill off annoying reaction gifs

Fri, 21:51: Making Cortana smarter @peteratmsr on how machine learning is becoming more dynamic so it can keep up with the world http://t.co/YMYqjE3HOn
Fri, 22:39: Enormouse is still my favourite typo ;)
Sat, 02:09: RT @JustRogDigiTec: Just deleted the NASA fix from #EdgeHTML... Seriously I couldnt make some of these deletions up if I tried. They WERE a…
Sat, 02:12: RT @MorganGodfery: If te reo Maori in schools makes some Pakeha parents "feel like outsiders", what do you think English in schools makes M…
Sat, 02:14: RT @edbott: If the House Judiciary Committee discovers Meerkat we are in such deep shit.
Sat, 02:24: RT @mounirlamouri: @sgalineau @cwilso you gave me an idea. We need to legalize cannabis productions and have them on the rooftops. France b…
Sat, 02:24: RT @Normsmusic: While Florida has a gag order on talking about global warming. It has a team in the Netherlands exploring Dike construction…
Sat, 02:24: RT @TechRadarPro: This is how Cortana is so smart: explore machine learning with us http://t.co/cnz6l74f7L
Sat, 02:28: RT @waltritscher: PresentationFramework, PresentationCore, WindowsBase to be available as Nuget packages in #WPF vNext #applocal
Sat, 02:29: RT @jhamby: $GOOGL is not the happy-go-lucky, low-stress fun-time haven for super-smart coders to build great stuff, free from the hassles …