My tweets

Wed, 12:20: From the no shit Sherlock research division; people in open plan offices put on headphones. No updates on rain, bears or pope so far...
Wed, 14:25: Actually Apple doesn't seem to be using all the USB 3.1/type-C features; here's what they could do (&Windows 10 will) http://t.co/SrCdwxTIHp
Wed, 14:32: Automated locks bought in 2009 are still waiting to be installed. "I was afraid of not being able to open the doors" http://t.co/ZxX4ZM1TYc
Wed, 14:41: The one in which Microsoft says "we do design too" http://t.co/dUyh0AlSxU
Wed, 15:15: RT @HorhayAtAMD: If your app async refreshes data, try to avoid moving the UI when it loads. Reaching to tap for 1 thing only to tap on new…
Wed, 15:32: RT @lorenzoFB: Did US spies break Microsoft Windows encryption? I asked two former Microsoft engineers http://t.co/mGSWZxpLAM
Wed, 15:35: RT @DrPizza: AS IF BIG PHARMA WOULDN'T LEAP AT THE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO SELL SUGAR PILLS AT A MASSIVE MARK UP.
Wed, 15:35: RT @dsyme: F# people: if you're using F# at a financial/insurance company and are using/considering Azure for scale-out, please contact me …
Wed, 15:36: RT @adamzea: So the original @Surface Pro is way too heavy at 2lbs, but the new MacBook Air is super light and awesome at the same 2lbs?
Wed, 15:38: RT @DrPizza: Relativity, Android 5.1, a stable public release, has less availability than the Windows 10 for phones preview.

Wed, 15:38: RT @nickmcquire: #Microsoft's share of UK B2B smartphone shipments grew 5% this Q. As we predicted in 09/14, it's #2 OS w 35% of large biz,…
Wed, 15:38: RT @nickmcquire: @biz_mobility US is very BYOD as we know. Outside US, COPE still preferred model esp for app deployments and growing as de…
Wed, 15:39: RT @nickmcquire: @biz_mobility key added point here: our recent employee survey pan US/EU shows unanimous higher preference for COPE over B…
Wed, 15:44: RT @JoHerrstedt: Interesting http://t.co/9RBvSIZRvO
Wed, 16:13: If you don't like podcasts, here's the @wasbuxton Crackerjack principle of device interpretations written down ;) http://t.co/T87LHOVRhV
Wed, 16:13: RT @jonathansampson: #breakupwithie8 RT @AaronGustafson: Lines in the Sand http://t.co/YFA5dxIe4i
Wed, 16:19: RT @ericlaw: @DrPizza it's times like this that I'd pay Raymond Chen to get a Twitter account.
Wed, 16:23: RT @rrelyea: If you NGEN, MGPO is a way to make it even more optimized: http://t.co/QPUZ4WH92r Anyone use this already? #wpf
Wed, 17:40: RT @edbott: If the Apple Store outage hits 9 hours we can say that it's been down "all day," right?
Wed, 17:49: RT @catehstn: Totally willing to be the token woman at tech events, but I expect to send an invoice. Here's why: http://t.co/txzpL0bafB

Wed, 17:57: "no-one will ever need more than one USB port"
Wed, 17:59: RT @gcaweir: ok, i'm sold // RT @BenedictEvans: Google Translate, meet HTC's M9 Arab landing page http://t.co/aymU91kGW7
Wed, 18:01: Wait, IBM doesn't get the concept of @SwiftOnSecurity being a parody account? "the quotes may not have come from Taylor Swift herself" LOLOL
Wed, 18:05: RT @aloria: 0day are like children— people who don’t have them are always telling the people who do how to do their jobs.
Wed, 18:08: RT @tomorgan: Skype for Business–Supported #SQL Versions, AlwaysOn, and HA Options http://t.co/RkVC2AevHr #Skype4B #lync http://t.co/eYrJMB…
Wed, 18:16: Will Google train the PC World employees in the Chrome ghetto to look stuff up on Google rather than just giving the usual false info?
Wed, 18:31: RT @DanaWollman: Creepy: Google knows I went to a Princeton b-ball game even though it wasn't in my calendar and I didn't buy the tix. http…
Wed, 18:32: RT @Alex_A_Simons: #AzureAD Conditional Access now supports on-premises and LOB apps. Policy based access control for all your Apps! http:/…
Wed, 18:50: Cisco, Windows Azure Pack and LOTS of #powershell http://t.co/u2LHA9FNlZ
Wed, 19:44: Wondering if I just made part of the Chrome team vanish into the portal universe ;)

Wed, 19:46: Legacy. Such a passive aggressive word for 'the stuff you use now that could be lots better but does actually work pretty OK"
Wed, 19:56: RT @Viss: so in an effort to get a trash bin for my back yard, I inadvertently found out how raytheon ships the paveway II guided missile. …
Wed, 19:56: RT @Viss: @whitequark the drums theyre shipped in are discarded and turned into scrap. they make excellent bins. This one .. had .. things …
Wed, 19:57: Paging @cstross in an effort to get a trash bin for my back yard, inadvertently found out how Raytheon ships missiles http://t.co/JTgSPRsRSg
Wed, 19:58: RT @TheRomit: On one hand "Apple expedites the future" with connectors and add ons. On the other, it "waits for maturity" with 3G and LTE.
Wed, 19:59: RT @shanselman: Skynet will fail to take over the world when it finds how unreliable Bluetooth pairing is.
Wed, 20:01: No, really, I *have* to sit here and read twitter. The heating has failed & the fan heater is in this room ;)
Wed, 20:15: Um. If you don't think running your own email server is easier than dealing with bureaucracy then you've never met a government department
Wed, 20:22: MacBook users could save money with this; for the Pixel Google sells Type-C to Type-A converter $12.99 Type-C to HDMI/DisplayPort $39.99
Wed, 20:34: Windows 10 media centre redux? ;) streaming Azure video -> TV http://t.co/ah4FgcNgyb

Wed, 21:19: So Box didn't lose as much as you thought it had, or Wall Street thought it would, but shares still fell
Wed, 21:19: RT @mrmarksteel: Clarkson and fans are bravely taking on the establishment, backed only by a Prime Minister, The Sun and the establishment,…
Wed, 21:20: RT @wasbuxton: US$99 kit to augment a conventional typewriter to also be a USB kbd for your tablet, etc. https://t.co/vOMXFttWzf http://t.…
Thu, 01:41: RT @teroterotero: Reminder: Meerkat has now 59 000 hits on Google News. It has not cracked US iPhone Top 1500. Sometimes tech reporters are…
Thu, 01:46: RT @h0x0d: "The Special Projects team @ MSR NExT is building a SaaS offering.. based on.. security technology developed at MSR" https://t.c…
Thu, 01:50: RT @BrendanEich: Gotta +1 @drpizza's comment about Pointer Events vs. Dart here: https://t.co/l8d6FUWgMR.