- Fri, 21:49: Internet of Things with a monthly subscription plan. Sadly this one is hardly satire
- Fri, 21:51: Stupidest person contest at CES: guy tearing apart lithium ion battery pack w his bare hands beats guy sitting on the propane tank smoking
- Sat, 03:05: RT @sbisson: OK. Against all odds, I survived CES. Pro tip: don't get flu on the Sunday. Even more pro tip, eat before Thursday.
- Sat, 03:11: MSN health and fitness app on #Lumia1520 says I walked a mile today. Try more than 4 #broken