Mary Branscombe (marypcb) wrote,
Mary Branscombe

A song for coping with iPhone rumours in WWDC season, or any other, for @getwired

To the tune of 'Oranges and lemons/say the bells of St Clements'

"The idiots and bunglers
Believe the rumours on the tumblrs.
They promise us screen inches
And gestures beyond pinches;
But all they deliver
Is drinking-game-damaged livers"

Prepare a good drink. Look at iPhone rumour sites. Any time you see a rumour about screen size, pens, 3D gestures or anything that adds complexity: drink!

Add extra verses; I'll include good ones with the right scansion
Tags: apple, ios, rumour control, technology

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