First none of them were available in October before we came home (missed it by four days). Then the 25% discount the Microsoft Store was offering expired on the 2nd and we didn't land on the 2nd in time to get to the store. And then my credit card wouldn't go through at the store. Ah, I thought; I'm in the US and it's not a cheap purchase - I'll call up and tell them it's me. You're in the US, said MBNA with a note of shock; you didn't tell us! As you can see from my bills, I said, I travel here a lot; I'm not phoning you every month to tell you where I am... Now, about this purchase. The store had to phone their merchant services, he said; they'll get you to do security. The nice chap who'd already been helpful enough to show me all the keyboards and advise me to get the protective case and apply the gift card I earned buying the slate to the keyboard and case phoned them, but they hung up on him. We tried the card again; no. He phoned them back; they weren't helpful. I phoned MBNA, who said they'd approve the transaction. We tried the card again; no. By this time the nice chap had to go to lunch and handed me over to his colleague. By this time we'd demonstrated the Nokia Lumia 800s we're carrying to most of the store workers, including the senior team who kept coming back to check on progress. We tried the card again. Colleague suggested she speak to MBNA; we phoned them, they told her what to say to the people she had to phone, who said they couldn't get through to MBNA, so I told them I'd already talked to MBNA and gave them the number I'd called, they called MBNA and got the security team who spoke to me and asked me even more security questions and said the purchase was really, really approved. We tried the card again. Guess what? I phoned MBNA yet again, they said an approval could take up to an hour. I've been here an hour, I said through gritted teeth. Try in half an hour, they said chirpily. I asked the nice lady at the Microsoft Store if the tea place around the corner was any good because I was going to need a drink soon and she brought us out some green tea and we timed the half hour and tried the card again. Guess what? She phoned merchant services, who blamed Amex and MBNA and she demanded to speak to a supervisor and was put on hold. Original nice chap came back from lunch as I phoned MBNA again and became increasingly and frigidly Polite and suddenly the MBNA person spoke to her boss and said the approval would only take ten minutes more... We waited fifteen minutes - still on hold for someone's boss on the other line - and tried the card again. There was silence for a moment and then 'Listen!' said the original nice chap. 'That's the receipt printing!'
I think it's the only time I've ever high-fived a sales assistant for taking my money.
It was all a little surreal, because we passed the time chatting to the Microsoft Store folk about Windows Phone (including my belief that the Lumia 900 pix are fake; they claim not to have heard anything and to have had lots of advance info about the the 800 and 710), Zune vs Nokia Music vs Pandora vs Spotify, Media Center vs DLNA video on Xbox, whether all-in-one PCs get hot, CES, slates, accents, tea, Dexter and other good TV shows... it was like hanging out with any geeks of our acquaintance, except for every so often I tried to spend money and they tried to take it from me and it didn't work and we all picked up the phone and carried on chatting. They tried everything possible to make the card work (taking a dollar off the price every time we ran the card so multiple transactions for the same amount didn't trigger a fraud alert), they never suggested giving up and it was the nicest time I've ever spent two hours trying to buy exactly what I knew I wanted before I walked in the door...


We're staying at the motel next to the Scottsdale Microsoft Store again, on the grounds that we knew where it was. We walked a couple of blocks through the warm evening towards the pretty light-festooned trees of downtown and found a sushi bar for dinner and explored the new Soleri Bridge - either designed by or in honour of Paolo Soleri, the architect building arcologies in the Flagstaff desert that he finds my casting absurd bronze bells. Some of these decorate the bridge, hanging in front of two open-fronted, red-lined metal cylinders that echo the two cylindrical metal supports for the suspension lines that hold the cantilever; a red girder runs down the middle of the bridge like the red lining of the bell gate projecting out through the spacing between the supports - an interesting mix of the decoration emphasising the function. The lights over the Salt River looked like a scene from Tron Legacy, doubled in the water and distant in a dark space with no visible human. Then half a dozen skateboarders whizzed across the bridge to feel it resonate beneath their wheels and we found a sculpture of four enormous wooden Spanish style doors lined with mirrors. I want to see that in the daylight, but I fear walking inside it in sunlight will feel like I'm at the mercy of a Bond villain...












Scottsdale AZ, a set on Flickr.