"not the window! not the bumblebee! not the window!"
"not my water glass!"
"not the keyboard! not the keyboard!"
"not the chocolate"
it's safe if I type with one hand and pet with the other... AND IGNORE THE KEYS UNDER HER HEAD LIKE CAPSLOCK...
Tue, 12:01: RT @ hzeffman: Decision came after a meeting with Nick Brown, Labour's chief whip, this morning. Labour sources say Starmer told…
Sun, 15:28: when you are reading the last book in a series & it is SO GOOD that you have to read it at full speed but it is also SO GOOD…
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