Mary Branscombe (marypcb) wrote,
Mary Branscombe
marypcb

Mixed company messages

We have extended our sale due to popular demand: surely, lack of demand?
We are dong everything we can to answer your call; apart from picking up the phone, obviously
We'll put you through to a representative as soon as we can, but have you considered that you could do this faster on our Web site: not when it's activating my Web site login I can't.

Who writes these scripts and headlines? Do they never think about how they tend to mean the exact opposite of what they say?
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