"Ooh, who's a clever boy then? Or, increasingly (and eventually exclusively) who's a clever girl then? You really are a geek, and you do know your stuff. You didn't get fooled by those laughably easy questions. On the other hand, which did you get wrong? How very annoying. Now you'd better just go back and try it again (and again, and again), or you'll never be able to rest easy. Obsessive idiot."
or better yet
You are 100% geek
Oh well done. Well done indeed. You finally managed to work out which one of the questions you were getting wrong. You truly are a sad git with no control over your all-consuming desire for order. There's no hope for you, but if you tear yourself away from your flat panel monitor and into the fresh air occasionally and maybe even bathe from time to time, it'll be harder for the others to pick you out. Until you start talking down to them.