My tweets

Mon, 21:04: Hey Windows; don't make stupid jokes when you're crashing and I can't get my work done; it's not cute & it doesn't… https://t.co/gBKjF6w5Sn
Mon, 21:12: RT @OhMiaGod: Well, this escalated in an unexpectedly awesome direction. https://t.co/6V76hbKwkp
Mon, 22:43: Sound the "I finished some fiction" klaxon! The Vampires of Silicon Valley - coming soon for your holiday reading ;) #vampiregirlscode
Mon, 22:51: RT @garethlpowell: I'm not benefitting from the Tories' deal with the DUP, and I don't think I should pay for those who do. https://t.co/U1…
Mon, 22:55: RT @sbisson: Man who got grant to go to University has stunning lapse of memory. https://t.co/7plAbSNuSj
Mon, 23:04: RT @joebelfiore: @tomwarren Correct. Timeline won't be in the Fall Creators Update. We're planning for it to be in early insider builds sh…
Mon, 23:04: RT @joebelfiore: @DeadpoolSway @tomwarren Our dilemma is how to show future work and describe our direction.. it's good to do that! Need t…
Tue, 00:05: nearly ready to offer stakes in my vampire startup #teasercampaign #allthepuns https://t.co/eIIja9lY2b
Tue, 00:19: TFW you realize the Word Save As feature is incompatible with using an old document as the template for a new one
Tue, 05:11: it's after dark so The Vampires of Silicon Valley is out on Amazon Kindle today; your geek reading for the holiday https://t.co/3JwrnN50bh

Tue, 05:31: RT @LauraCatPJs: @marypcbuk Genius 💡 of the day: A TV series that is Dexter + Silicon Valley + your Lolita-esque vampire. Evil VCs, c-suite…
Tue, 05:39: RT @sarahkunst: @slammasama @davemcclure @500Startups Thanks. I want to live in a world where being in tech doesn't mean having to be haras…
Tue, 06:08: WebRTC in Safari 11 and iOS 11 — in development, but no VP8 (yet?) https://t.co/kxiTA0dYm1
Tue, 08:25: The Royal Free seems a bit naive about what Deep Mind gets out of the deal https://t.co/WPGHpQnhY6
Tue, 08:27: RT @davelozo: But I would read 500 words And I would read 500 more Just to be the man who read a thousand words To avoid a stupid video
Tue, 09:39: RT @lee_stott: UK surgeon @uclh using #HoloLens for cancer surgery with Project Peach @uclcs https://t.co/Li5bAZuftU see more at https://t…
Tue, 09:49: RT @ElaMoscicka: How to get into #Microsoft?: -Apply via #career site -Contact #Recruiter -Someone from MS recommends you -Contribute to #o…
Tue, 10:15: RT @shaunprend: UBER driver aggressive with my 16 yr old daughter. Uber's response? She shouldn't have travelled alone. So young women - do…
Tue, 10:17: DeepMind suggesting it forgot patient data belongs to patients, not those who collect it https://t.co/ShTllCZktM
Tue, 10:19: RT @brian_bilston: I seem to have spent most of this week trapped in an Excel spreadsheet. So here's a poem about that. https://t.co/xeUk8q…