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To the tune of 'Oranges and lemons/say the bells of St Clements'

"The idiots and bunglers
Believe the rumours on the tumblrs.
They promise us screen inches
And gestures beyond pinches;
But all they deliver
Is drinking-game-damaged livers"

Prepare a good drink. Look at iPhone rumour sites. Any time you see a rumour about screen size, pens, 3D gestures or anything that adds complexity: drink!

Add extra verses; I'll include good ones with the right scansion


full steam ahead
Mary Branscombe
Simon & Mary

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