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OK, weird spam

I've just had spam looking for the following products. For once, I might interested myself! or is it just code for yet more herbal septic tank enlarger?

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

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lproven
7th Jul, 2003 08:46 (UTC)
I'll take 3 of each. Bill me.
daveon
7th Jul, 2003 09:08 (UTC)
Oooh!!! Sounds good. Do they also have an Interositer?
sbisson
7th Jul, 2003 10:06 (UTC)
OOoh. I want a 1.21 Gigiwattt Flux Capacitor. And a Delorean. And a Mr Fusion.
marypcb
8th Jul, 2003 11:42 (UTC)
I *do* want the Delorean ;-)
eleccham
8th Jul, 2003 11:42 (UTC)
I'd settle for just the last of those, quite happily.
pickledginger
7th Jul, 2003 22:17 (UTC)
That's wonderful! Can I have those to go, please?
perlmonger
8th Jul, 2003 01:21 (UTC)
Curious.

I've had requests for the same products; twice in fact. I suppose my lack of response (I'd be crucified if I let that sort of technology loose on this primitive arse-end of a planet) has led them to ask elsewhere.

Perhaps it's time to bring in Buckaroo Banzai.
eleccham
8th Jul, 2003 14:56 (UTC)
I just got one of these, too!
syllopsium
10th Jul, 2003 06:59 (UTC)
coo.. now if they can only ship a chameleon circuit too.
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