Huw Collingbourne used to brighten my days at PC Plus with copy, chat and writing scripts for the video column in which I dressed up as Emma Peel and everyone from the Village People except the one in the leather jacket. As well as growing palms, learning every language known to man and writing a Ruby IDE for Visual Studio, he has an online tech magazine called Bitwise and he asked me to give him some of those pithy forthright opinions on the trends of 2007. I did my top five and the other commentators have done most of what I'd put in my top ten - but there must be some big 2007 trends I missed? I didn't use the F word...